A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed ...

A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher: "How much for ...

T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the ...

On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!'
The teacher looked at little ...

Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious ...

An 18-year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, ...

Nina and Rosey, two old friends are having coffee when Nina says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"
"Oh, no! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look ...

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house chatting.
Seeing the ladies, the Pro approached them and asked: "How did your game go?
The first lady, a brunette, said ...

A burglar crept into a huge, luxurious house
one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor
in the dark, he heard a voice saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He looked around nervously, ...

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, "What ...

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about ...

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during ...

Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels
and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they
got into an argument about what they were burying.
"This here's a ...

A man is in court for murder and the judge says, ''You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.''
Then a voice at the back of the court says, ''You bastard.''
The ...

You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
You call your son's beeper to let him know that it is time ...