Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny ...

A man exploring the ancient Pyramids of Egypt while on vacation stumbled across a secret room. He sneaked away from the tour group and explored the room. He found a dusty lamp and picked it up. While ...

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A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. ...

Evelyn began her job as an elementary school counselor, and was very eager to help the students in any way possible.
One day during recess, she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side ...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was ...

An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks "What's your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir"
"What treatment are you getting?"
"Five minutes with ...

You believe "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on report cards.
You correct a total stranger's grammar errors.
You cringe whenever someone says, "At least you get three months ...

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow ...

There was a teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals. She showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, "It ...

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman, so they could produce children beyond comparison. With that he began his mission to find the perfect ...

A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets ...

One day, three friends go hunting. Only one is very good, so the second two plan to watch him and learn from what he does.
They arrive at the hunting cabin, and get all set up. The next day, ...

There are five people in a bar, a bartender, three normal guys and a girl. The bar tender tells the guys, "I am opening up a bar and need a name for it."
He then says, " That whoever thinks ...

A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.
The father of ...