At 85 years of age, Morris marries Nicole, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, Nicole decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, Nicole prepares herself for bed, and waits for the expected knock on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, where upon Morris takes leave of Nicole, and she prepares to go sleep.
After a few minutes, Nicole hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's ready for more action! Somewhat surprised, Nicole consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses Nicole, bids her a fond goodnight, and leaves Nicole to go to sleep again.
However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again... as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I’m really impressed that at your age, honey, you're still capable of that. I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris." Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Nicole and says, "You mean I was here before?"
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